Every God in the world knows that we cancer dancers  can use a little humor. My friend Chris Smith, who is also a fellow traveler and solar cook posted recently. It got me laughing and I felt it.

 The Whole Mess … Almost 

I ran up six flights of stairs
to my small furnished room
opened the window
and began throwing out
those things most important in life

First to go, Truth, squealing like a fink:
“Don’t! I’ll tell awful things about you!”
“Oh yeah? Well, I’ve nothing to hide … OUT!”
Then went God, glowering & whimpering in amazement:
“It’s not my fault! I’m not the cause of it all!” “OUT!”
Then Love, cooing bribes: “You’ll never know impotency!
All the girls on Vogue covers, all yours!”
I pushed her fat ass out and screamed:
“You always end up a bummer!”
I picked up Faith Hope Charity
all three clinging together:
“Without us you’ll surely die!”
“With you I’m going nuts! Goodbye!”

Then Beauty … ah, Beauty —
As I led her to the window
I told her: “You I loved best in life
… but you’re a killer; Beauty kills!”
Not really meaning to drop her
I immediately ran downstairs
getting there just in time to catch her
“You saved me!” she cried
I put her down and told her: “Move on.”

Went back up those six flights
went to the money
there was no money to throw out.
The only thing left in the room was Death
hiding beneath the kitchen sink:
“I’m not real!” It cried
“I’m just a rumor spread by life …”
Laughing I threw it out, kitchen sink and all
and suddenly realized Humor
was all that was left —
All I could do with Humor was to say:
“Out the window with the window!”


So true. . . out with it all and in with the new. I like it when he tossed truth out the window. Truth is ambiguous and even lies to us. All it is a thought we continue to think over and over and over. Change my thought and I change the truth. I laughed when he tossed out God, and then Faith, Hope, and Charity all bundled together in a squealing package. Anyway. . . it was fun to read it. Vj

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4 Responses to ““The Whole Mess … Almost” Gregory Corso humor for cancer dancer”

  1. Deborah Cancel says:

    Hi Vernon,
    Love the poem, LOL!
    Read about your protocol on IMVA Newsletter ( Mark Sircus ), and now, here on your website. Thanks for sharing the info with everyone. I have a few suggestions for you ( and everyone ) for a bit of an improvement on the Baking Soda/Black Strap Molasses Drink:

    1) Make Barley Water with Distilled Water:
    ( Barley is very high in Alkalinity, and will be a great improvement over plain Distilled Water. It is also full of other good stuff. )

    2) You could also use some Fresh Green Barley Powder along with the Barley Water, or instead of the Barley Water.
    ( “Just Barley” by Green Kamut is the best, most concentrated and pure, fresh Green Barley Powder on the market. )
    This is full of vitamins and minerals, including being high in Potassium, which is needed to offset the high Baking Soda concentration. )

    3) Food Grade Peroxide:
    3-6% solution is most commonly used.
    You can add a few drops to the Protocol Drink ( check out the various recommendations on amounts, times per day. )
    Or, you could make a solution in Distilled or Barley Water, and fill a nasal spray bottle and squeeze about 5 or 6 times at the back of your throat.

    4) Magnesium Oil:
    This also would be beneficial. Would make the taste more gruesome though, LOL. ( See Mark Sircus’ info on amounts if taken internally. )

    For the best Detox along with the Protocol:

    1) Whole Lemon/Olive Oil Drink:
    2 Tblsp Cold-pressed Olive Oil to each Lemon.
    Food Processor, Vitamix, to mash them up, skin, seeds and all. Add Distilled Water. Make is semi thick, to get a good concentration. 1/2 to 1 cup on an empty stomach, 1x or 2x a day for 3 days straight or more ( can safely be used everyday if you want to ).

    2) Cold-pressed Castor Oil Packs:
    on white or organic material, put over abdomen, cover with plastic bag, then a towel, and then a heating pad. Chill out in bed for a half an hour or longer, drinking lots of Distilled water before and during the process.

    3) Bentonite Clay Packs or Soaks:
    Mix with Distilled Water, make a fairly thick mix.
    Soak your feet, keep coating your legs with it, or put directly over abdominal area ( could also apply to lower back, if someone else will agree to slather you up, LOL ).
    Don’t wash this off in a tub or shower, clogs pipes. You will have to hose off outside.

    These things work fast, and incredibly to clear toxins from your system. Aids in constipation and fluid retention as well.

    Just wanted to mention these ideas.
    I’m off to research Muscle Testing now……


  2. sasha says:

    Hello, my name is Sasha and my family and i just found out that my father has liver cancer. I wanted to ask u if this recipe could help his liver cancer. I don’t know much about this disease but it freaks me out to know that my dad is going thorough something that cant be cured. Could this recipe be harmful? if u could email me asap that would be great and appreciated thank you for ur time:)

  3. Dianna says:

    Why didn’t anyone reply to Sasha? Why did this just die? Did the baking soda turn out to be bogus?

  4. Dianna says:

    I was researching pH and came to this page and it just seems odd that there was all this enthusiasm and then nothing, no more posts. I want to believe there could be some validity to this approach to treating cancer but nothing in 2 years? Could someone explain what happened here?

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